So good, I had to copy/paste the whole threads - hilarious!
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On Twitter by: Michael Beale Out - @br090802Beale got the QPR job, had his honeymoon period and then got found out yet for some reason happy clappers in our support still wanted him to replace Giovanni van Bronckhorst.
Beale turns down Wolves and talks about loyalty in football but then appears at Ibrox a week later for our game against Aberdeen at a time Gio was under severe pressure, showing how much of a disrespectful prick he is.The board and Beale were already planning his arrival while Gio was still manager and
Beale was also telling players at our club what he would “do better than Gio”. I’m fuckin serious btw.
Gio had to go, I won’t ever say otherwise. But for someone like Michael Beale to say he could do so much better than a manager who won trophies in Holland, a trophy here and nearly won us the Europa League shows how much of an ego maniac he is.
For players like James Tavernier, Connor Goldson, John Lundstram and Borna Barisic to throw Gio under the bus to get their pal Michael Beale in is nothing but a fuckin disgrace and they’re just as much of the problem.
So we eventually sack Gio by the time the World Cup comes around and of course the predictable and lazy thing happens, Michael Beale is appointed. He left QPR with 9 wins, 5 draws and 8 defeats.
Now tell me how a 40% win rate at one club in 22 games qualifies someone to manage a club like Glasgow Rangers? Oh, because he was the “brains behind 55”. Fuck off he was the brains behind nothing.
He put cones out for Steven Gerrard and Gerrard bigged up his coach. Brenda, Flange and Lennon have all bigged up John Kennedy over the years. Does that mean the tarriers will ever give him the job? Will they fuck!
So Beale comes in and not long into his tenure, plays Celtic and bottles it at home. What does he at 2-1? Brings on James fuckin Sands of all people. defence fail to do the basics and the tarriers seal a draw and basically the title.
After that we play Aberdeen at Hampden, a team coached by a bum like Jim Goodwin and it takes us Extra Time and for them to go down to 10 for us to get to the final. Cracks papered still.
We then win games, play awful in them all and then comes the big test, Celtic in the Cup Final. What does Beale do? Sits off Celtic again and changes fuck all until you guessed it, we go 2 goals behind. The tarriers win a trophy.
We then go on another winning run until you guessed it, we play Celtic again at Parkhead and you guessed it, we lose again. That’s three attempts Beale’s had and he fails again.
Beale then comes out on a press conference and says most players who’ll start at the weekend against St Mirren will still be here potentially next season apart from Morelos and McGregor. Alarm bells ringing.
Beale then gets tactically outsmarted by Barry fucking Robson of all people and loses 2-0 to an utter shite Aberdeen side which ends up being our first loss at Pittodrie for 7 years.Then the following week, we play Celtic again this time in the Scottish Cup Semi Final. Beale’s fourth game against them and if they win, they seal the treble because all they’d have to do is beat Inverness in the final.
And we know what happened. Barisic and Raskin just stand there, Ryan Kent runs away and guess who gets caught back post by Jota? Captain fucking liability who’s been costing us for 8 years now. Beale hands Celtic the treble.
The ego maniac then says after the game that this summer will be the biggest rebuild at Rangers in years, just two weeks after saying a lot of the squad will still be here, contradicting himself not for the first time.What does the prick of a man then do after a game against Aberdeen? Throws Alfredo Morelos under the bus for playing shite yet didn’t call out the likes of Ryan Kent and Glen Kamara for the same thing while downing tools, unfairly singling him out.
Beale then plays Celtic for a fifth time once they officially wrap up the title and what happens? Of course him and the group of serial losers win so easily under zero pressure, a common theme with that core of players.
We head into the summer needing to drain the swamp. Park was gone, Wilson was gone, Robertson was gone. Bennett and Bisgrove took charge and instead of hiring a new Director of Football, put this ego maniac in charge of recruitment.
We rightfully part ways with McGregor, Arfield, Morelos, Kent and Helander at the end of their contracts. We also then sell Sakala, Colak, Kamara and loan out Hagi and Lowry.
We keep McLaughlin, Tavernier, Davies, Barisic, Lundstram, Jack, Wright and Matondo. Happy clappers will say “you can’t get rid of everyone”. Yes you can! The swamp needed drained and wasn’t.
So Beale gets money to spend and full control of transfers, what could possibly go wrong with a rookie manager being in charge of recruitment right? Everything!We clearly needed to build from the back in this “rebuild”. Yet what does Beale do? He signs 1 central defender. Who? He brings back Leon fucking Balogun, a 35 year old injury prone defender who was deemed not good enough over a year ago.
He also dips into the free agent market and signs Butland, Sterling and Dowell. Loans in Sima and spends all our money on Danilo, Dessers, Lammers and Cifuentes. Spunks all our money on a midfielder and forwards who don’t score goals.
The fat gravy guzzler gets the Tottenham job and gets replaced by Brenda, someone who’s genuinely despised by half the tarrier fan base. Yet instead of being under the pressure he could’ve been under, we all knew the PE teacher was out of his depth.
So the warning signs are there already in pre season. So many of us said right from the get go the ego maniac’s tactics won’t work yet the happy clappers said “it’s only pre season, you’re all tarriers!”
I’ll tell you who the real tarrier suspects are. People who back Michael Beale. Why’s that? Because Beale being in charge of Rangers benefits Celtic and Celtic only. But we were just being negative right? It gets worse.
We then open the season and lose to a piss poor Kilmarnock side at Rugby Park managed by Derek McInnes, our first opening day defeat in the Premiership since 1998. Beale’s tactics are there to see, disastrous.Yet what does he do next press conference? Actually dares to insult the fans intelligence and actually claims his tactics will work. If that isn’t an egotistical, out of control prick of a man then I don’t know what is.We then play Servette in the Champions League qualifiers, a team we should’ve easily disposed of yet we absolutely scraped by them thanks to Jack Butland. The performances were embarrassing in both legs.
Then we draw PSV in the last qualifier.
A team Giovanni van Bronckhorst beat last year to get us into the Champions League again. We draw 2-2 at home again like last year but what happens in Eindhoven last week?
We all know what happened. Embarrassing tactics again, pumped 5-1 and out the Champions League we go with the tarriers banking another 20 million. Yet Happy Clappers dared to say “Rangers Thursday’s yassss!!” Fuck your Rangers Thursday’s
A club like Rangers should be playing Champions League football playing against the elite and we aren’t this year because of Michael Beale. It’s as simple as that. His reign has done so many negative things it’s incredible yet people still back him.
And lastly Sunday. The worst tarrier side to ever come to Ibrox. Liam Scales and a lightweight Swedish defender at CB. David fucking Turnbull in midfield. Should be an absolute gimme of a home win in front of 50,000 Rangers fans.Yet for some reason,
Beale once again sits off this unbelievably shite tarrier side, the defence he arrogantly didn’t strengthen fails to do the basics again and we lose 1-0. Yep, we lost 1-0 to that shower of shite. Beale actually did that and we’re now 4 points behind already
Now after all that, I dare a single person to defend Michael Beale and tell me why he should remain in charge of Rangers? Anyone that does is a tarrier and they’ll call me a tarrier to try not blow their cover.
John Bennett has to make a decision now. Not when we go further behind Celtic, right now! He needs to sack Michael Beale on the fuckin spot for Rangers to have any chance of winning trophies this season.
Michael Beale will win fuck all and that’s even with Celtic out the League Cup. You know for a fact that Beale is highly likely to make a right arse out of it because he’s an appalling manager.
I’d lastly like to say, fuck Michael Beale and fuck anyone out there who genuinely thinks he should still remain in charge of our club. Get the ego maniac out now!
