Crouchie announces his retirement...
Jul 12, 2019 15:02:43 GMT
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Post by DiscoDroid on Jul 12, 2019 15:02:43 GMT
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Someday I'll be somewhere on a beach, sitting on the porch in an open white william hunt 18 ounce button down shirt sipping a cocktail and watching the waves crash in the moonlight As i listen to west coast AOR extended vinyl yacht rock cuts .
Who knows.. Perhaps even a service Girl of exotic stock to blow enough yayo up my arsehole with a nesquick straw to give me bells palsy, as ned doheny is 'giving it up for love' on the technics 1210 turntable in the corner of the white washed beach house...
Then and only then, will i look back and fully savour Peter crouch knocking in a decent effort as i sat in the loft on a pisshole day at home to wimbledon back in 2000?? to give us a win, while i was going through a slopbucket bastard of a divorce wallowing in misery.
For that brief moment Crouchie gave me more joy than any of the above cheap hedonisitic tatty trinkets and baubles of life.
I thank him for it. Love the bloke. Thanks for the memories Crouchie.
Someday I'll be somewhere on a beach, sitting on the porch in an open white william hunt 18 ounce button down shirt sipping a cocktail and watching the waves crash in the moonlight As i listen to west coast AOR extended vinyl yacht rock cuts .
Who knows.. Perhaps even a service Girl of exotic stock to blow enough yayo up my arsehole with a nesquick straw to give me bells palsy, as ned doheny is 'giving it up for love' on the technics 1210 turntable in the corner of the white washed beach house...
Then and only then, will i look back and fully savour Peter crouch knocking in a decent effort as i sat in the loft on a pisshole day at home to wimbledon back in 2000?? to give us a win, while i was going through a slopbucket bastard of a divorce wallowing in misery.
For that brief moment Crouchie gave me more joy than any of the above cheap hedonisitic tatty trinkets and baubles of life.
I thank him for it. Love the bloke. Thanks for the memories Crouchie.
